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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Get some sleep, Flo! Wake up in the morning and have more coffee.

    Tomorrow is another day. 😀

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/14/2009)


    Bob Hovious (5/14/2009)


    On Qo'noS, none rise to the rank of Klingon Senior DBA except over the bloody bodies of their fallen predecessors.

    And that's different from current-day corporates how?

    On Qo'noS,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sorry, Alvin. I went to see the new Star Trek movie for a second time last night. 😀

    For the record, I don't play the...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    On Qo'noS, none rise to the rank of Klingon Senior DBA except over the bloody bodies of their fallen predecessors.

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: insert a table row where every column has a default

    No problem. Hope you didn't mind me poking a little fun.

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  • RE: PIVOT QUERY HELP NEEDED

    I went back and looked at your post again. To sum various amount columns into a single results column, you can do one of a couple of things....

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  • RE: multiple criteria and multiple columns in SELECT statement using one table

    SSIS (Integration Services) is probably going to be your best bet. You could create a scheduled job to do it, rather than have to manually cut and paste...

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  • RE: PIVOT QUERY HELP NEEDED

    Hey Guys,

    Sorry for misunderstanding the requirements, I didn't realize multiple rows needed to be summed, but SUM() is the answer.

    Why do you need an extra...

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  • RE: Beginning of a field in the layout file

    I'm with Barry. Why waste people's time?

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  • RE: insert a table row where every column has a default

    --

    INSERT INTO T1 DEFAULT VALUES;

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    This is right out of the examples in Books Online for the INSERT statement. Sometimes it's as easy to RTFM as it is to...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I don't know ... I have trouble with making a connection between Klingons and anything associated with the word "think".

    Your mother has a smooth forehead!! :crazy:

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    (note found engraved on a charred bulkhead floating near a wormhole entrance)

    Klingons do not use laptops as they are fragile and easily damaged in combat.

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  • RE: multiple criteria and multiple columns in SELECT statement using one table

    Your options include:

    1. Cut-and-Paste from Sql Server Management Studio (SSMS)

    2. Using the "RESULTS to FILE" option in SSMS

    3. Using Sql Server Integration Services

    4. Creating this...

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  • RE: multiple criteria and multiple columns in SELECT statement using one table

    Piece of cake.

    select

    sum(case when amount < 15000 then 1 else 0 end) as criteria1_count,

    sum(case when amount 15000 and terms 15000 and...

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  • RE: multiple criteria and multiple columns in SELECT statement using one table

    If you are simply wanting counts of loans within the various criteria, try this:

    -- produces counts by criteria

    select sum(case when amount 15000 and terms 15000 and terms between...

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