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  • RE: Processing Sales Data against Bundles, Best strategy?

    Just one question:

    Given the sample data you have provided, what do you expect the output to look like?

    "Best possible combination" is an unclear requirement. 😉

    Draw us a picture, and...

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  • RE: Use of left outer and an inner join to filter partial matches out of a result set..?

    Glyn,

    You will get much clearer replies, and tested solutions faster, if you can take the time to set up the problem with some sample create table scripts and data...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    And then there's Australian Rules Football....

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  • RE: T-sql procedure error in job

    J: This thread is in the context of SQL 2000. Try/Catch is only valid in 2005 and beyond.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chiun is indeed the little master, Gus.

    ... as she points that bow up at the necessary orbital trajectory.

    INCOMING!!!

    (now typing from beneath desk)

    Fortunately I expect Gail is sleeping at...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'll play it safe, just the same, Steve. 😉

    You never know... she might be of those Zen archers. Walks out into her yard... tests the wind......

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The woman also studies martial arts and plays with edged weapons.

    I'd rather take a technical thrashing, but it strikes me as suicidal either way.

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  • RE: CAST

    Good question, and good to know. I answered 1 because that's the length you get when you declare a string as varchar without a length. ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Now I'm wondering who is brave enough, or ignorant enough, to try to pick on Gail?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)


    Help, he is back!

    Just don't look at it Jan. Pretend it's not there and maybe it will go away.

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  • RE: sp_executesql with XML not working

    Why don't you just use REPLACE() to change [@var] to [1] in the @sql string BEFORE you execute it.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gail: There's hope!

    Many people have cats but go on to live perfectly normal lives. 😛

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GAD! Look at all the posts.

    Y'all were trying to hit the 5k barrier while I wasn't watching!! Confess!!

    Alvin, looks like there will be 3-4 from Oxford...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I always wanted to hear:

    Set phasers on toast.

    Set phasers on deep fry.

    Set phasers on cuisinart.

    Hmmm....

    Set phasers on truncate.

    Set phasers on pork chop.

    Set phasers on data corruption.

    Set phasers on disaster.

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin, I don't OWN a banjo. 😉

    I do need to come up with another verse or two, though.

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