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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    pls tell how to c the o/p of the profiler

    j tk th sq o/t t2 n xrf th dmv frm thr 4 all sign f

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  • RE: help using the TOP command in sql

    By strict definition, is a test homework?

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  • RE: Transfering content of a string variable to a file in a SP

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  • RE: checking for data exists in a multiple tables in single query

    can you give some example?

    We would prefer that YOU give us an example of your code. Simply throwing out blind examples is a waste of...

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  • RE: checking for data exists in a multiple tables in single query

    Also, if you are simply checking for the existence of key values in other tables, then the use of JOIN in your DELETE query can prevent deletions of rows that...

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  • RE: performance tuning

    Making stuff go faster.

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  • RE: Help Using A Tally Table To Build A Comma-Separated String

    I quit using tally tables for that because the XML Path method ran faster in my tests. Barry gave a very good explanation of why in a post...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    With the repeated reference to Starship Troopers, I find myself muttering under my breath as I go over some code....

    "Bugs, Mr. Rico. Millions of 'em. I'm...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Let's not forget The Rolling Stones, and Farmer In the Sky.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The suits the Joes use -should- have been in Starship Troopers. sigh.

    Amen. The Starship Troopers movies should never have been made. Maybe one day there will...

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  • RE: Different results using CONTAINS and LIKE

    I agree with Adi. I would also like to ask why you are insisting on a solution that uses CONTAINS. You know that you have a...

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  • RE: How to divide results into two somewhat-equal piles?

    I should just take a long vacation and send all my problems to you guys. The quality AND quantity of my throughput would probably go up. ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Thanks, Jack. I just tried to download it again and no luck. Sounds like a fun problem, maybe someone else can help the guy...

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  • RE: How to wrap a Recursive CTE in a view?

    (Walks in and hoses Jeff down with high pressure ice water hose, just prior to meltdown.)

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  • RE: How can we make index on UDF/ Is there is away to replace table scan on UDF's

    Could we see the three UDF's and the query that uses them? Is the table scan occurring on a table which is being queried inside the UDF, or...

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