I think the worst questions are getting posted.

Have to sign off now and ride 1.5 hours to have pizza with Alvin at MemPASS.

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By strict definition, is a test homework?

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We would prefer that YOU give us an example of your code. Simply throwing out blind examples is a waste of...

Also, if you are simply checking for the existence of key values in other tables, then the use of JOIN in your DELETE query can prevent deletions of rows that...

Making stuff go faster.

I quit using tally tables for that because the XML Path method ran faster in my tests. Barry gave a very good explanation of why in a post...

With the repeated reference to Starship Troopers, I find myself muttering under my breath as I go over some code....

"Bugs, Mr. Rico. Millions of 'em. I'm...

Let's not forget The Rolling Stones, and Farmer In the Sky.

Amen. The Starship Troopers movies should never have been made. Maybe one day there will...

I agree with Adi. I would also like to ask why you are insisting on a solution that uses CONTAINS. You know that you have a...

I should just take a long vacation and send all my problems to you guys. The quality AND quantity of my throughput would probably go up. ...

Thanks, Jack. I just tried to download it again and no luck. Sounds like a fun problem, maybe someone else can help the guy...

(Walks in and hoses Jeff down with high pressure ice water hose, just prior to meltdown.)

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