Work. I'm over 250 posts behind in just reading The Thread.

Happy New Year y'all. We're off to Dallas and the Cotton Bowl.

Looks like everyone took a day off from online communications yesterday. Title for a new horror movie:

"The Silence of The Thread"

Merry Christmas to all. Peace on earth and goodwill towards all people.

When you get to the point that concatenation using a variable is insufficient, take a look at this technique.

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-- more sophisticated example, using a WHERE clause in the subquery...

"You cannot die, Fritchey."

I wish I could mentally check out, but I have been working my posterior off the last few days, into the evenings. This was WAY...

Bring forth the Holy Pork Chop of Antioch! 😛

Very impressive, Gail. You see a lot of those types of scenes in S.A. this time of year? 😀

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone. May 2010 be a better year than 2009 for us all.

Only twice?

I have hitherto refrained from posting this out of considerations of public decency, but....

Christmas, Christmas time is near

Time for toys and time for cheer

We've been good, but we can't last

Hurry...

Flat files with really fast hardware to filter and sort?

One huge XML?

Abacus and rolodex with color coded cards?

More than that, in the wonderful world of SSC, Steve is The Force.

Excellent question. I totally missed it, and this has finally driven me to join the COALESCE camp.

Jason, I see nothing but nothing under your name or my name, but I do see a few others' avatars.

Edited to add:

I just updated my avatar and now it shows....