Also the format should be:

CONTAINSTABLE (Article_Metadata, ‘FORMSOF(THESAURUS,"CRM")’ )

or

CONTAINS(Article_Metadata, 'FORMSOF(THESAURUS, "CRM")')

I would use the CONTAINS version at first since you don't have to link to another table to get useful results. ...

I'm having a similar issue.  I know you're supposed to restart the Full-Text Search Service.  Try stopping the SQL Server Service and then stop the Full-Text Search service.  Then start...

Question - I might have missed it in there, but what exactly are you trying to model?  At first glance I would think that Stockable/Nonstockable would be a column on...

Most hosting companies have some sort of backup process already in place.  You might talk to the hosting company and see if their process is adequate.  If not, you probably...

Try sp_executesql:

DECLARE @sql NVARCHAR(100)

DECLARE @error INT

SELECT @sql = N'insert into a select * from b'

EXEC @error = sp_executesql @sql

PRINT 'Error...

Sounds to me like someone is trying to hide something that happened in the last right before the crash, Enron-style...

Another part of the solution might be to try to determine...

LOL.  Yeah but McGyver once made a bomb out of swamp gas he captured with a piece of bamboo...  That's a tough act to follow

The only problem is that E could be 0 in that case, since you haven't defined D = 5 and therefore T = 0 yet.  So you don't know if...

LOL.  As long as you have a cell phone, how about just give yourself a high-powered laser beam, or a couple of paperclips, bubblegum and a toilet paper roll you...

Looks like McCool got the answer to the Gerald + Donald = Robert question.  Here's how it works (Long Post):

We know that D = 5 to start with, so we...

Then that wouldn't be the same problem, and would require a different solution...

I shrunk the image down since the only graphic editing tool I have here is Paint.

Good point   What solution would you come up with for that situation?

Of course there's a ceiling   Without a ceiling it's not a room.  A hacksaw is a small handsaw with a thin, flexible blade.  You...

Hmmm... might want to keep an eye on that guy   And I thought my answer was aggressive.