Glad to know it hasn't changed. 😀

WayneS (6/29/2009)

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Hey gang... I'm looking to take "She who must be obeyed" (in this case, both my wife and mother... ) to Niagra Falls. Does anyone here know anything about...

How about...

If you need the script for SQL 2000, then why are you posting in the SQL 2005 forum?

Please post this in the correct forum, you're more likely to...

RBarryYoung (6/23/2009)

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They wouldn't let me use that one I wanted too, though. I have attached it here for those who really want to see it, however, Fair Warning: not...

Lynn Pettis (6/19/2009)

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Roy Ernest (6/19/2009)

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Tonight our office is arranging a bowling night for everyone. We had to create teams and our team decided to take the name "Jedi Counsel" and...

Kermit the Frog?

But the little things are so cute... and... furry... and... did you know they cast a spell that makes it difficult to not feed them?

But, luckily there is a charm...

Under options on your forum account there are email settings. One of them is to allow others to send you email via the board. Might want to look...

Cool. Thanks Gail. I haven't dug into execution plans so now when I do I'll have a little more sense about what I'm looking at. 🙂

Okay. I guess if it was a really big table you could run a job that would do the update when the table wasn't in use or something. ...

GilaMonster (5/29/2009)

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I'm not sure he knows what he wants or what he's asking either.

Gut feel is that those bad stats are going to bite him but he probably won't notice.

Edit:...

Steve Jones - Editor (5/29/2009)

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[drive by post]

Well maybe the questions aren't worse, but the grammar certainly is!

"The problem is that the order by clause was left out on the initail...

jcrawf02 (5/28/2009)

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Tom Brown (5/27/2009)

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As a complete and totally unrelated aside: -

There's a character called Trigger in the BBC comedy Only Fools...

Yeah,...