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High Plains Grifter (9/24/2012)
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September 24, 2012 at 11:23 am
TravisDBA (9/24/2012)
It's all Bush's fault.:-D
I'm still blaming everything wrong with the United States on George III. More fun that way.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 24, 2012 at 8:15 am
Another possible:
IF OBJECT_ID(N'tempdb..#T') IS NOT NULL
DROP TABLE #T;
CREATE TABLE #T
(EntryID INT NOT NULL,
EntryTime DATETIME NOT NULL,
...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 24, 2012 at 8:08 am
The error message you're getting says that Named Pipes may not be enabled on the server you're trying to connect to. Is it? (SQL Server Configuration Manager allows...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 24, 2012 at 6:35 am
Brandie Tarvin (9/21/2012)
Celko
First, email is so obviously not a natural key for a human being that I'm always shocked...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2012)
capnhector (9/21/2012)
ok im breaking out my "Realy? WTF" card on the behaviour twards the end of http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1357081-392-3.aspx. did we really hit Godwin's law?
Wow, I frequently disagree with...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Text/NText is the SQL 2000 version of (n)varchar(max).
Whether it will work or not depends on how you're using the data. For example, most of the string functions won't work...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 21, 2012 at 11:58 am
CptCrusty1 (9/21/2012)
We brought a guy in that indicated he was very experienced as a dba. He had lots of stuff on the resume that sounded right.
As it...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 21, 2012 at 11:55 am
I'd have to get a network admin to answer that. I know just enough about Kerberos to know when it's being a problem, but not enough to solve it.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 21, 2012 at 11:47 am
TheSQLGuru (9/21/2012)
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September 21, 2012 at 11:46 am
ScottPletcher (9/20/2012)
GSquared (9/20/2012)
SomewhereSomehow (9/20/2012)
Nope. Not going to taint you with my personal opinions regard Mr. Celko. Too bad he is a co-author with Itzik on a book as...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm
drew.allen (9/20/2012)
GSquared (9/20/2012)
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm
So far as I can tell, you need to use WMI for this. WhatsUp and Solarwinds both say they can't do this.
I've seen a suggestion that you could have...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 20, 2012 at 2:16 pm
SomewhereSomehow (9/20/2012)
I'm not a Celko agent =)Just try to understand =)
He once explained to me that he acts this way online, because it follows a method of teaching his wife...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 20, 2012 at 2:08 pm
SomewhereSomehow (9/20/2012)
Nope. Not going to taint you with my personal opinions regard Mr. Celko. Too bad he is a co-author with Itzik on a book as I like...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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September 20, 2012 at 1:58 pm
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