Ninja's_RGR'us (9/12/2011)

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GSquared (9/12/2011)

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Ninja's_RGR'us (9/12/2011)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/12/2011)

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I don't understand why Celko keeps posting on these forums. It is completely obvious that he doesn't want to aswer the questions,...

I would need source tables and sample data to help convert that proc to an inline function. It looks like it could be converted to a simple Cross Apply...

Ninja's_RGR'us (9/12/2011)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/12/2011)

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I don't understand why Celko keeps posting on these forums. It is completely obvious that he doesn't want to aswer the questions, so why...

Tom.Thomson (9/12/2011)

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ChrisM@Work (9/12/2011)

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WayneS (9/11/2011)

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The last sentence says it...

mtillman-921105 (9/9/2011)

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I watched a NOVA program once that showed a bird that could grow teeth if a certain gene (or genes) was turned on (or off). I thought that...

OK, I'm a convert: GSquared, can I also buy you a beer to discuss these things? I have work to do, but I keep coming back to this thread dammit!...

Unless you're using Enterprise-only features, you should be able to detach and re-attach from Enterprise to Standard, without having to jump through any significant hoops.

If you're using any of the...

calvo (9/9/2011)

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GSquared (9/9/2011)

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ChrisM@Work (9/9/2011)

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I don't know.

I think...

As an aside, asking a bunch of unknown people on the Internet to send you a zip file is probably not the wisest move. Zip files can be set...

Evil Kraig F (9/8/2011)

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This Gentleman is looking for some ETL best practices and didn't quite get what I was trying to tell him. Perhaps another voice may be able...

On the original question, I usually try to do most of the work on the DW server. Busy OLTP systems are usually more sensitive to load increases than OLAP...

ChrisM@Work (9/9/2011)

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I don't know.

I think scritching a...

Naked Ape (9/8/2011)

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GSquared (9/8/2011)

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The real problem is the very definition of "species". It's weak, in that it's either too broad or too narrow.

Of course, living things are...

Naked Ape (9/8/2011)

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ChrisM@Work (9/8/2011)

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The best explanation I've remembered over the years is this: if two members can breed and produce offspring which can themselves breed between themselves and their parent...

A view that modifies data?

Do you mean a script that modifies data, or do you mean a view that you can run a script against to modify data?

A view is...