Robert Davis (2/16/2012)

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Perhaps my wording was a little too strong. However, I asked him to provide evidence of the existence of brain dumps of the MCM exams and none of...

Brent Ozar (2/15/2012)

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TravisDBA (2/15/2012)

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So, what you are basically saying is I or anyone else has never ordered and actually got a usable braindump from one of those sites just...

Robert Davis (2/15/2012)

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No, I'm quite serious. Please feel free to purchase the so called MCM materials those sites offer. I assure you that it won't help you pass.

If someone is...

Brent Ozar (2/15/2012)

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Here's everything you need to know to pass the MCM lab:

Drop all the primary keys.

Then just...

Mike Palecek (2/13/2012)

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I have always held that having certifications in general do not mean anything, however NOT having the certifications means a whole lot.

Having them: yeah...great...you took an exam... so...

TravisDBA (2/16/2012)

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KWymore (2/16/2012)

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TravisDBA (2/16/2012)

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GSquared (2/16/2012)

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TravisDBA (2/16/2012)

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Well.... now you know why Mickeysoft is shipping American jobs overseas to China. They pay them dirt and work them until they fall asleep. Check...

TravisDBA (2/16/2012)

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Well.... now you know why Mickeysoft is shipping American jobs overseas to China. They pay them dirt and work them until they fall asleep. Check out this link if...

I guess I'm not clear on why that would be a trigger. What would trigger it? Why would you want it to run every time you insert/update/delete?

It's 79F here today. Beautiful weather. Sucks to be stuck indoors.

(Yes, I'm rubbing it in.)

I may be missing something. Do the comments on...

Been there, done that, wore out the t-shirt years ago!

One problem with calling the "too tired to think straight" issue is that you're too tired to think straight, and lose...

Jeff Moden (2/15/2012)

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All of that wonderment goes to hell in a handbasket if someone has the spreadsheet open at run time. Wouldn't it be better and simpler to provide...

derek.colley (2/16/2012)

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The problem looks like it's the Execute As.

The login trigger proc is running as AnonLogin. Thus ANY login calling that proc qualifies as being a SPID that should be...

Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)

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bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)

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Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a...

Koen Verbeeck (2/15/2012)

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Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)

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Since we're back on the original topic...

Why does the sky change colors?

Sometimes it's pale blue, sometimes it's dark blue, sometimes it's black with little lights,...