This is one possible solution; I'm sure there is probably a better select statement. 

I have assumed you have already pumped your Excel spreadsheet into SQL Server and called the...

EricP37 says: 

Now this one works great and generates the following correct messages....because the denominator = zero.

Server: Msg 8134, Level 16, State 1, Line 1

Divide by zero error...

How many choices are there? 

Have you tried running it?  What error do you get? 

It does not look very efficient, but it should run.   

So many of us seemed to have been fascinated by this, I thought it might be good to repost the entire code.  I have yet to play with this, but...

BOL - WAITFOR { DELAY 'time' | TIME 'time' } 

Not sure if that will work with a Trigger... (Remi has a very good point, you may want to look...

Agreed!  (And Remi you are nothing like that...).  It is too bad, especially for new members who encounter that...

You're not at all that rude - I was just needling you...

I agree with Celco... er, I mean Remi. 

You may want to consider making this history table in a seperate database depending upon...

Thanks.  That makes sense. 

If I am reading BOL correctly, then I would want to use the following: 

SELECT o.name

FROM sysobjects o

WHERE o.type = 'P'

  AND permissions(o.id) & 32 <>...

Thank you, Remi!  Must admit, it took me a bit of time to recognize how to use with and without 'Domain Users'.  It is very good for specifying my own Roles...

I stated that very poorly.  I meant, does anyone know how to find the privileges for Stored Procedures....  sorry. 

Beautiful!  I was messing with this and going a wholely different route.