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  • RE: Your Top 5 Favourite / Funniest Posts Ever

    David Poole's query on the SUM and Location of hair is the best!!!!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/shwmessage.aspx?forumid=61&messageid=148768

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  • RE: The Great Uproar

    What a shame.  I bet you have missed out on a lot of friendships as well with this kind of baggage.  Too bad...

     

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  • RE: Running totals

    Glad to help - I too often miss the trees for the forest... 

    (fortunately I have 'friends' here who are more than happy to point that out with 'humor'...) 

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  • RE: SubQuery

    Yes.  103 is part of the Convert Datetime function:

    SELECT *, CONVERT( varchar, CONVERT( datetime, Date_Lst_Iss,103))

    FROM dbo.Part_Mast

    WHERE Part_Num LIKE '258095GB%'

    ORDER BY Part_Num

     

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  • RE: Must Declare Variable error....

    Does it have to be?   

     

     

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  • RE: Must Declare Variable error....

    Erog the ego...  

    How does one 'play' (fair or not) with a "brown recluse"?   Byte the...

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  • RE: Running totals

    I see at least one thing.  You are summing rep_comm, but you are also selecting and grouping on this field.  This will throw off your summation as it will treat...

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  • RE: Duplicate rows

    SELECT with  GROUP BY and HAVING COUNT(*) > 1. 

    This will give you both records...

     

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  • RE: Problem on a Job submitted by an alert

    I can only guess, (hopefully one of the smarter people on this site will review this as well) but it sounds like a "blocking" issue.  Can you wrap your code...

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  • RE: Must Declare Variable error....

    c'mon David.  We can't take that!  I'm the ONLY bully (bulldozer) here...

     

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  • RE: Must Declare Variable error....

    OMG!  If he figured out what I am doing wrong, would we be the "Dynamic Duo"? 

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  • RE: Updating Parent table records with sum of chile records

    Glad to help. 

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  • RE: Problem on a Job submitted by an alert

    I am a little lost here. The Trigger on the job works every time, but when the job is run twice, the Trigger runs fine and a new record is...

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  • RE: Must Declare Variable error....

    I'm not paranoid!!  What do you mean by that anyway, SpiderWoman?   

     

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  • RE: Updating Parent table records with sum of chile records

    DECLARE @tblCustomer TABLE( CustomerID integer, 

                                                 PaymentCount integer)

    INSERT INTO @tblCustomer

    SELECT 1, NULL UNION ALL

    SELECT 2, NULL UNION ALL

    SELECT 3, NULL UNION ALL

    SELECT 4, NULL UNION ALL

    SELECT...

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