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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Yep, and that was cheatin', Alvin...

    Simon? Ready. Theodore? *munchmunch* 'ere... "AAALLLLVVVVIIIINNNN!!!"


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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ray K (10/6/2010)


    Are we there yet?

    And now I have that episode of the Smurfs stuck in my head when they're bringing Brainy to the moon...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (10/6/2010)


    Amazing that the thread has experienced ~150 posts so far today. Busy busy thread.

    Yeah, Gail was quite busy today...

    And Mr. 13, you missed. 😉


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey! hold on there, I want on that wagon!

    15!


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: How to construct set-based update stmts

    Larry Kruse (10/6/2010)


    Many thanks Craig!

    Your example was pretty damn close...with just a couple of minor tweaks I got it to work!

    ....

    tu1.org_id = 10[/code]

    Yawhoops... I'm the man...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Writing Nearly Codeless Apps: Part 1

    To hose down the inbound flame war:

    Regardless of how the R&D department at Honda works, the point is that the engine is a finished product, then reproduced.

    The equivalent of a...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/6/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/6/2010)


    It looks like Alvin got it.

    And with a reference to the start of the thread no less.

    We're now in an infinite loop....


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Updating Column Where Value is Null with Previous Value

    Sorry, bad code, it should have been:

    UPDATE tbl

    SET

    @carryme = NullableCol = ISNULL( NullableCol, @carryme)

    FROM

    tbl

    ORDER BY

    tblID

    Oops.


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Updating Column Where Value is Null with Previous Value

    You add an identity column to hold ordering in the same positions they're already stuck in. Then you modify a few things like maxdop to make sure you don't...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    bitbucket-25253 (10/6/2010)


    Peter's Corollary states that "in time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out their duties" and adds that "work is accomplished...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Race to post 1,000,000

    GilaMonster (10/6/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2010)


    I suspect it will be tonight now.

    Almost certainly. Gonna be all over by tomorrow morning and it's almost bed time for me (approaching...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: DeadLock

    Amit Pandey DeBugSQL (10/6/2010)


    Nope Snapshot is not turned on and turning it is not an available option (I have already recommended this).

    Yes I ran the query given by you...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Tom.Thomson (10/6/2010)


    ... "Just because I have to be doesn't mean I am" ...

    I wonder what Descartes would say about that. 😎

    Would probably fall under the same header...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Shawn Melton (10/6/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/6/2010)Recent posts (Since my last visit). Keeps you on the ball.

    Ah..took me a minute to find where that was 😀

    And knowing is half the battle!...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: DeadLock

    This query isn't the problem child, but it could be a contributor if default is READ COMMITTED.

    EDIT: Whoops. Can you also find out if your READ_COMMITTED_SNAPSHOT is set to...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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