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  • RE: SQL DBA / Developer Opening

    Looks like a solid position. A curiousity I'm hoping you'd be willing to comment on? I'm in Phoenix and don't have a B.S. so I'm not applying, just...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (10/10/2011)


    Nice!!! Of course your general loopiness quality is one your best qualities. And yes, this is the pot calling the kettle....

    <---- I have no idea what you're talking...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chad Crawford (10/10/2011)


    Alright guys, lets help Craig get out of his loop-e-ness by coming up with a set-based solution. Craig, help us help you - can you post...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (10/10/2011)


    Craig Farrell


    Liverwurst always comes to worst....

    Yeah, I'm a bit loopy today. :hehe:

    Today??? 😛

    Hmmmmm.....

    WHILE @TargetStatus = 'Conscious'

    BEGIN

    EXEC spr_BeatWithSalami @Target = 'Sean'

    SET @TargetStatus = (SELECT AwakeStat FROM tblTargets WHERE...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (10/10/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/10/2011)


    Roy Ernest (10/10/2011)


    Grant started and I am scared of heckling him... He looks scary.

    He's not scary! If worse comes to worse, buy him a beer after and...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Output of Query

    Thanks for the question. It was a good caffination check this morning. 🙂


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (10/10/2011)


    Roy Ernest (10/10/2011)


    Grant started and I am scared of heckling him... He looks scary.

    He's not scary! If worse comes to worse, buy him a beer after and all...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: How to properly maintain updated dev/test database environments?

    Your english is fine Keopx and there's a few schools of thought on this.

    First, though, is the rules of your industry. IE: Healthcare and HIPAA. You must destroy...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Can you have too much memory?

    The generalization is accurate, but it all comes down to price. Is a week or two of your time worth more or less then the upgrade?

    Memory is usually the...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Best practices for granular access to production databases for non-DBA users

    praveen_vejandla (10/10/2011)


    Actual problem is DBA is available only 8 hours a day but support environment is open 24*7.

    Then you need 24/7 DBA support. A second DBA (minimum) and an...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: How to diplomatically not answer recruter's question about salary ?

    I'm not interested in discussing past work, I'm interested in discussing this position. My salary history should have little to do with proposed compensation for the opportunity we're discussing.

    Edit:

    Alternative:...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (10/7/2011)


    Excellent! That's how I've been pronouncing it.

    Can't say the same for your last name. I've been getting that one wrong, but can now fix that. (I...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: I cringe every time I see a recommendation for xp_cmdshell.

    Sorry, work ran me over, lost track of this thread...

    opc.three (10/5/2011)


    Evil Kraig F (10/5/2011)


    Heh, you're stretching an already stretched point there Orlando.

    In the scenario where SQL Express is leveraged to...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


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    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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    For index/tuning help, follow these directions.[/url] |Tally Tables[/url]

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  • RE: Is SQL the only task you peform at your current job

    I once did VBA, VB6, and a few other languages for coding.

    Now, I'm SQL Server all day every day. SSIS and query coding mostly, administrative work when required depending...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

    For better assistance in answering your questions[/url] | Forum Netiquette
    For index/tuning help, follow these directions.[/url] |Tally Tables[/url]

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