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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (11/21/2011)


    GSquared (11/21/2011)


    It must be DBA season somewhere.

    Open season on DBAs??? *fetches bow*

    Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Shoot me now!


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  • RE: Faster way to INSERT INTO large table

    Amy.G (11/21/2011)


    I just clicked on the "Display Estimated Execution Plan" and I'm a little embarrassed at how awful it is. "Missing Index" is a recurring theme. Must I make it...


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  • RE: Faster way to INSERT INTO large table

    Amy.G (11/21/2011)


    Lowell, If you want the actual execution plan, you'll have to wait quite a while. There are two indexes on the insert into table (PK clustereed and non-unique, non-clustered)...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Access database but I need to get links/relationships

    WolvesAly (11/21/2011)


    I am hoping that there is a way to have some sort of front end that enables the end user to click in the main database user and you...


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  • RE: Table space usage 2

    Brain hurts. I'm playing catchup a few days late so I didn't run into most of the concerns the others did. My math just sucks and I actually...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: What's the best way to get an entry level job on SQL server?

    Not sure if this will help at this point, but an article I wrote a while back on this subject:

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Career/73400/


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: IT staff would rather pocket $100k than blast off into space

    andrew.zarb (11/20/2011)


    Any guarantees you are going to get there?

    Winning trips to space isnt something I want to experence first hand...

    There's no guarantee I'm going to safely cross a street, only...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack: Condolences on the loss of your father, though it sounds like it was best since medicine hadn't caught up with the damage yet. Luck with the son, too....


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Performance Question

    Grant Fritchey (11/21/2011)


    By the way, sorry if this feels like an attack. It's not. I know exactly how you feel with a very painful piece of software that you didn't...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Control flow Vs Data flow

    Erm... um... have you ever used SSIS? This sounds like an interview question. This is chapter 1 page 3 of any intro to SSIS book.


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: IT staff would rather pocket $100k than blast off into space

    Fire me UP! To hell with the money. Great, I own my home now. And hit by the beer truck on the way to work. I'd...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    That's a fairly brutal result from logshipping, wow. Nice catch George.


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Performance Question

    Ninja's_RGR'us (11/18/2011)


    Evil Kraig F (11/18/2011)


    bridgt01 (11/18/2011)


    I'm glad I can say I didn't write it. Yes, it's a mess. The function returns approximately 30,000 records. But why is...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: How to store lots of data (1024 columns) for a particular reading

    opc.three (11/18/2011)


    I would avoid storing a comma-separated list if at all possible. If your boss is married to the idea the least you could do is steer them towards coalescing...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Performance Question

    bridgt01 (11/18/2011)


    I'm glad I can say I didn't write it. Yes, it's a mess. The function returns approximately 30,000 records. But why is it that after I...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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