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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (4/19/2012)


    Sean Lange (4/19/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/19/2012)


    Just walk away. He's not likely to get it and all you're doing is getting frustrated. Walk away and leave him.

    Maybe if we rough him up...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Deleting old files through SSIS?!

    Thanks WebTechie. Old thread with a bit of necro I know, but you just saved me an hour of wall-banging trying to remember how to do this. 🙂


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/18/2012)


    How about a slight change of subject. Still "worst questions" but of the humorous sort.

    We've all heard about the admin assistant who switched from typewriters to computers and...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: SELECT where value of one group is distinct

    sqlservant (4/17/2012)


    So the result should give me all of the records for 'J6598 JOHN' because one of the DDATE values is different.

    Don't yell at me.

    Relax, we save the yelling for...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: The DELETE statement conflicted with the REFERENCE constraint

    sqlfriends (4/17/2012)


    I tried to delete records in some tables.

    I got an error:

    The DELETE statement conflicted with the REFERENCE constraint :

    The DELETE statement conflicted with the REFERENCE constraint "FK_ProgramResult_ProgramSnapshot". The...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: How do you count percentage?

    sabercats (4/17/2012)


    *** Treat Sanjose10 is one place no matter it is in SanJose10White, or SanJose10Black, or SanJose10Yellow)

    How? Is there a master list where we can bring up SanJose10 from...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/16/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (4/16/2012)


    So, annoying news. My contract which was supposed to run till end of year is getting popped in about 2 and a half months....


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So, annoying news. My contract which was supposed to run till end of year is getting popped in about 2 and a half months. Ah well. Anyone...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/16/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/16/2012)


    Sean Lange (4/16/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/16/2012)


    With "the one", do you think it time to tell him the following?

    1. Get out a blank piece of paper.

    2. Put your name...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Same Query , Same Database, Different Server ....Different Result!!!

    Not without seeing the proc, no. Way too vague a description for us to do a disconnected troubleshoot. More, not less, in this instance. Server settings, versions,...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Finding Multiple Start and End Dates

    +1 for Chris' solution. Since you're desiring them to be in rows instead of associated on the same row, some other techniques I would usually use aren't as obviously...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    capn.hector (4/13/2012)


    ok on topic: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1283271-392-1.aspx how do you long time posters keep going when you run into people like this. (one thread there are more out there)...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (4/12/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/12/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/12/2012)


    Just for a permanent record...

    Right, now to clean the whiteboard off and make more lists.

    So, that means your the expert in all those areas, right?

    Ex-spurt? No,...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (4/12/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/12/2012)


    I'm getting very frustrated (and very saddened) by the (apparently) increasing number of people who seem to feel that writing T-SQL is about throwing code segments together...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: CAREER ADVICE: Applying for DBA Jobs?

    GilaMonster (4/12/2012)


    Henrico Bekker (4/12/2012)


    for your question on the ML pages -> Nasty....do they ever take a guess? 25, 125, 1025? do they ever mention BL mode for ML Pages? would...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

    For better assistance in answering your questions[/url] | Forum Netiquette
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