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  • RE: A place for everything

    This just in: the DBAs who work at the corporate mothership have recommended logs and tempdb on E drive, and data and indexes in separate files on F drive....

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  • RE: A place for everything

    Matt Miller (6/10/2008)


    I'm not sure I follow - you mention 6 physical drives, mapping to 4 logical drives, and yet the policy it to allow only 2?

    Still - how did...

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  • RE: A place for everything

    GilaMonster (6/10/2008)


    Firstly, I would suggest you take the people responsible for that absurd standard out and shoot them repeatedly. 😉 :hehe:

    Why do people always say, "take them out and shoot...

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  • RE: Copy database wizard error SS2000 to SS2005

    Do you mean is the login a member of a group that is denied permissions anywhere? No, the login is a member of the local administrators group on both...

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  • RE: In-place vs. Side-by-side migration from 2000 to 2005

    Thanks, Eric, that really helps.

    I tried the copy database wizard to copy one DB from SS2000 to my laptop that has SS2005. I get this error:

    While trying to find...

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  • RE: Bulk Insert to a temorary table

    How big is your CSV file? If it's relatively small, and you are writing an app anyway, why not just write some code in the app to suck up...

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  • RE: Capturing fatal error reasons

    IF (@return_the_error > 0)

    RETURN @return_the_error

    Also, consider this when trying to create a table:

    IF NOT EXISTS (SELECT * FROM INFORMATION_SCHEMA.tables where table_name = 'Fred')

    BEGIN

    create table fred (col...

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  • RE: Bulk Insert - Truncate the actual line length

    Truncated? Do you mean you were expecting 8000 characters and got less? What does your input data look like?

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  • RE: Type A, B, or C

    Matt Miller (2/27/2008)


    ...which goes to highlight what worries me most about these kinds of tests: people with only the foggiest idea of the purpose for these, reading results they...

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  • RE: Favorite Book Quote

    I think that was W.C. Fields.

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  • RE: Favorite Book Quote

    More Groucho:

    "Don't leave in a huff, leave in a hurry. If you can't leave in a hurry, leave in a taxi."

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  • RE: Favorite Book Quote

    From The Suspect, by John Lescroat:

    The albacore will have their vengeance.

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  • RE: How many hours are you expected to work?

    My first job after college was for a US govt agency. Different divisions of the agency could elect to pay overtime, give comp time, or nothing for working over...

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  • RE: BCP without XP_CMDSHELL

    There's a command line version of bcp. See BOL.

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  • RE: Set-based approach for getting a date range from mult rows

    Thanks very much.

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