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  • RE: Stored Procedures Reconsidered

    By now it seems apparent that SQL is a religion.

    I know that's a flame magnet 🙂

  • RE: Stored Procedures Reconsidered

    Michael Taylor (7/30/2008)


    We should be demanding that SQL add tools to auto-generate such boiler plate code.

    Microsoft is brilliant in this regard. I have long been saying that...

  • RE: Stored Procedures Reconsidered

    Ian Brown (7/30/2008)


    Oh, and I included a few more indexes.

    Much more likely that this was the cause of the improvement.

    Still there is a very good reason to not do updates...

  • RE: Knock, Knock…Who's There?

    Lux (7/23/2008)


    The limerick packs laughs anatomical

    Into space economical.

    Though the good ones I've seen,

    So seldom are clean.

    And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

    Yesterday it worked

    Today the thing does not...

  • RE: Knock, Knock…Who's There?

    ... and look who we are about to elect this time.

  • RE: Knock, Knock…Who's There?

    Then there is "Top Gear". I think that Clarkson is "The Stig".

  • RE: Knock, Knock…Who's There?

    Shaun McGuile (7/23/2008)


    oh don't get me started.....*wagon arrives, men get out, attach straight jacket and gag, shaun is removed*

    (well one of my clan did build the first inconvienience store).

    I...

  • RE: Return Query Text Along With sp_who2 Using SQL 2000

    So would it be possible to rewrite this so as to avoid the cursor?

  • RE: Introduction to the Transaction Log

    Good point John. Of course your log files are on NTFS partitions, right? NTFS partitions have far less of a fragmentation problem than FAT volumes. Fragmentation would...

  • RE: Things You Didn't Know About Temp Tables and Table Variables

    Great article. Short, to the point, and well written.

  • RE: A Story of the Deleted Transaction Log

    Great atricle Jimmy.

    I had this sort of thing happen on 2000. I posted something on this about it being detached and the ldf lost. I did the single...

  • RE: Software for Profit

    I'm not having issues seeing the news letter. We use Outlook with Exchange. As blind as I am I'm running 1280 x 1024 on a 19 inch LCD.

    On...

  • RE: Software for Profit

    Steve, wonderful post. This is sure to draw a lot of comments. Here is the first:

    You said:

    I think it's fascinating that we have this huge business around the...

  • RE: DIY

    Then there is the DIY humor.

    How many Mission Hills (substitute your posh neighborhood here) residents does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to mix the Martinis and...

  • RE: DIY

    I used to be more DIY than I am now. I've built a bunch of electronic stuff. I wake up every morning still looking at my Heathkit GC-1005...

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