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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (5/14/2009)


    Bob Hovious (5/14/2009)


    Calm you must be, Lynn. Dwell on them you should not.

    For though their numbers are legion they are not strong...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (5/14/2009)


    The sun has set in the deep desert and lone figure sits quietly meditating next to a small camp fire. While sitting there, he simply cannot believe...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gaby Abed (5/14/2009)


    Wow! At ten posts per page, mine would be Four Thousand, Four Hundred, and Forty-Two! Woohoo!

    At least I can say that my signing voice...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bob Hovious (5/14/2009)


    On Qo'noS, none rise to the rank of Klingon Senior DBA except over the bloody bodies of their fallen predecessors.

    Me thinks Bob's gone off the deep end!

    Bob, relax,...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (5/14/2009)


    Sql Server DBA with 4 Hrs of experience. Thats a strange experience... 🙂

    At least he didn't say Senior SQL DBA



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  • RE: derived column trimming leading zeros

    Please try this and tell me what you get.

    declare @CustomerRef as varchar(50)

    set @CustomerRef = '00000012345678900'

    select REPLACE(LTRIM(REPLACE(@CustomerRef,'0',' ')), ' ','0')



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  • RE: derived column trimming leading zeros

    Alvin Ramard (5/13/2009)


    There should be a space between each pair of single quotes. The space is missing from the logic you pasted.

    Add the missing space between the single quotes...



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  • RE: derived column trimming leading zeros

    There should be a space between each pair of single quotes. The space is missing from the logic you pasted.



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  • RE: Centralized SSIS servers

    You're welcome and keep us posted on how it works out.

    Good luck.



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  • RE: Centralized SSIS servers

    Samuel took the words out of my mouth, or should I say the keystrokes out of my fingers.

    We've done that here with DTS. One thing that we do to...



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  • RE: Datetime Discrepancies in views

    You might want to try and capture the writes using Profiler. You nay find that it's doinf something else at the same time.

    Just my 3 cents worth



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (5/13/2009)


    Luke L (5/13/2009)


    I've always had decent luck with Dell laptops. they just seem to consistently beat out IBM And HP on price for the same hardware. ...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (5/12/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)


    How many point will I get if I post that video of Bob playing the banjo and signing his song?

    😀

    Minus 50 😀

    Even if it had a...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    How many point will I get if I post that video of Bob playing the banjo and signing his song?

    😀



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Can we trap Bob in the transporter buffer next time?



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