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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Does anyone know why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    🙂



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Posts aren't showing up on the "home" page, so it looks like there are still issues to be resolved.

    GSquared!!! Get that cord out of your mouth!!!!



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Same thing just happened to me Lynn.



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Luke L (7/8/2009)


    OK, who tripped over the power cord!

    Or, did someone try to lick it again?

    :w00t:



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    You know what else is shocking? More than 23 hours elapsed between the last 2 posts!!!

    :w00t:



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  • RE: Music for DBAs

    I don't think anyone mentioned:

    50 Ways to Leave Your Cursor (Paul Simon)



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  • RE: Music for DBAs

    How about:

    I Still Haven't Found What I'm looking For - U2

    followed by:

    I Don't Care Anymore - Phil Collins



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (7/7/2009)


    WayneS (7/6/2009)


    GSquared (7/6/2009)


    ... Heck, I once licked a live electrical cord to see what it would feel like.)

    Now that explains a few things.:w00t:

    The results were simply shocking!

    Not as...



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  • RE: SSIS deployment

    bozworth hollinz (7/6/2009)


    ah, found this nifty link in relation to the dynamic connections in SSIS

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Video/64262/

    Just curious, does anyone use the SQL table for storing their configurations?

    We use a combination...



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  • RE: SSIS deployment

    SSIS has the ability to upload configuration information on start up. There are several you can do this. This would allow you to make your packages more dynamic...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WayneS (7/3/2009)


    Makes one wonder... So, what constitutes "complex" SQL?

    Replacing the * with column names?

    😀



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (7/2/2009)


    Bruce W Cassidy (7/2/2009)[h]

    Alvin Ramard (7/2/2009)


    Do you want yours black, or with cream and/or sugar?

    [font="Verdana"]With steamed non-fact milk, by preference. :cool:[/font]

    Hmm, if it's not a fact, then it...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bruce W Cassidy (7/2/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (7/2/2009)


    Do you want yours black, or with cream and/or sugar?

    [font="Verdana"]With steamed non-fact milk, by preference. :cool:[/font]

    ... non-fact milk? That's taking it to a...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bruce W Cassidy (7/2/2009)


    GilaMonster (7/2/2009)


    [...]I poured over the Java code[...]

    [font="Verdana"]Mmmm... pourable code! :-D[/font]

    It's JAVA!!!

    Do you want yours black, or with cream and/or sugar?

    🙂



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    RBarryYoung (7/1/2009)


    WTF!?! I've been gone for 2 1/2 days and I'm 240 post behind of the thread? :w00t: ... well I sure there's something in here that's worth it!...



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