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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/23/2010)


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    Stefan Krzywicki (9/23/2010)


    Ray K (9/23/2010)


    You want bad driving? To my south, I have NYC/New Jersey drivers, to my east, I have Boston/Massachusetts drivers, and to my...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ray K (9/23/2010)


    ... and to my north, I have the crazy Canadians! ...

    Yeah, you really have to watch out for those snowmobiles racing down the middle of the...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/23/2010)


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    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.

    I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    Want to bet on crime statistics?

    😀

    Wait. That's not funny. 🙁



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    You gamble every day you LIVE in Memphis.

    Thanks for reminding me. 🙁



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.

    I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my preferred game is...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)


    Steve Jones - Editor (9/23/2010)


    Jason, be nice. You're hurting Bob's feelings.

    Bob, remember that Jason controls all the slot machines in Las Vegas and you might want to win someday

    Slots,...



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  • RE: DateDiff that returns real instead of int?

    Try getting the DateDiff in hours instead then multipy it by the correct conversion factor; 24 for days, 365 or 365.25 for years, etc.



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  • RE: Fun with business days, calendar tables, and test-driven development

    I frequently used a similar table where I used to work. It was the Date Dimension table from our data warehouse. Look around, you may already have something...



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  • RE: SQL Database comparison

    You're welcome, and good luck.



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    This has to be one of the best questions I've seen anyone ask the OP.

    Q: "Do you have access to the Internet????"



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  • RE: Database file growth settings

    Shawn Melton (9/23/2010)


    Do you have access to the Internet????

    Was that supposed to be a trick question? 😎



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Dave Ballantyne (9/23/2010)


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    Dave Ballantyne (9/23/2010)


    But his results did get better after removing 90% of the data.

    Yeah, surprising that. (not)

    I must add that to my optimisation advice. "Try adding this...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve, regarding "What do we need in SQL Server", would it be a good time to mention making DBCC TimeWarp no longer undocumented? Time to fully document it and...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/22/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/22/2010)


    😀

    It's been a long time since I've written verse though (and I can't claim any of that was particularly good)

    Could we get a South African...



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