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Stefan Krzywicki (9/23/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/23/2010)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/23/2010)
Ray K (9/23/2010)
September 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Ray K (9/23/2010)
... and to my north, I have the crazy Canadians! ...
Yeah, you really have to watch out for those snowmobiles racing down the middle of the...
September 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm
GilaMonster (9/23/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my...
September 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
Want to bet on crime statistics?
😀
Wait. That's not funny. 🙁
September 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
You gamble every day you LIVE in Memphis.
Thanks for reminding me. 🙁
September 23, 2010 at 11:59 am
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my preferred game is...
September 23, 2010 at 11:37 am
CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/23/2010)
Jason, be nice. You're hurting Bob's feelings.Bob, remember that Jason controls all the slot machines in Las Vegas and you might want to win someday
Slots,...
September 23, 2010 at 11:35 am
Try getting the DateDiff in hours instead then multipy it by the correct conversion factor; 24 for days, 365 or 365.25 for years, etc.
September 23, 2010 at 9:20 am
I frequently used a similar table where I used to work. It was the Date Dimension table from our data warehouse. Look around, you may already have something...
September 23, 2010 at 9:14 am
This has to be one of the best questions I've seen anyone ask the OP.
Q: "Do you have access to the Internet????"
September 23, 2010 at 8:33 am
Shawn Melton (9/23/2010)
Do you have access to the Internet????
Was that supposed to be a trick question? 😎
September 23, 2010 at 8:28 am
Dave Ballantyne (9/23/2010)
GilaMonster (9/23/2010)
Dave Ballantyne (9/23/2010)
But his results did get better after removing 90% of the data.
Yeah, surprising that. (not)
I must add that to my optimisation advice. "Try adding this...
September 23, 2010 at 7:13 am
Steve, regarding "What do we need in SQL Server", would it be a good time to mention making DBCC TimeWarp no longer undocumented? Time to fully document it and...
September 22, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (9/22/2010)
GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
😀It's been a long time since I've written verse though (and I can't claim any of that was particularly good)
Could we get a South African...
September 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
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