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QOD 30/07/2003 Incompetent Inc

  • July 30, 2003 at 3:55 am

    #151892

    Incompetent Inc :Is this an international company, because i have heard of them in all the palces i've been?

  • July 30, 2003 at 4:05 am

    #467678

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    Incompetent Inc :Is this an international company, because i have heard of them in all the palces i've been?

    Yes, it's the global mastermind company behind the scenes.

    Let me introduce you to some members of the board of management

    Mr. Incompetent, CEO,

    Mr. Ignorant, CFO,

    Mr. Shortsighted, COO.

    Along with the board of directors consisting of

    Mr. Arrogant,

    Mr. I_get_better_paid_than_you_so_I_must_know_everything_better,

    Mr. Young_Man_If_I_were_in_your_shoes_...,

    Mr. Seemingly_Dead.

    As secretary to the CEO, CFO, and COO serves

    Mr. Slimy,

    Mr. Bootlicking

    Not to mention

    Mrs. Peroxide_Blonde, which is personal female secretary with special operational tasks to CEO

    Hope you enjoy working here

    Cheers,

    Frank

    --
    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
    My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url]

  • July 30, 2003 at 4:17 am

    #467679

    Very good!!

    You forgot the HR director

    Mr Pay_Peanuts_Get_Monkeys

  • July 30, 2003 at 4:23 am

    #467681

    quote:

    Very good!!

    You forgot the HR director

    Mr Pay_Peanuts_Get_Monkeys

    I thought Catbert had this job

    Cheers,

    Frank

    --
    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
    My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url]

  • July 30, 2003 at 7:18 am

    #467722

    I would just like to point out that, although many incompetent people refer to the Wndows 2000 Server product in this manner, there is no such product as Microsoft Windows 2000 Standard Edition. I dare anyone to find a reference to this product at http://www.microsoft.com. Although I chose the "correct" answer, the correct answer to the question should have been "You can't run Enterprise Edition of SQL Server 2000 on Standard Editon of Windows 2000". Because there is no such product, you cannot run any application with something that does not exist.

  • July 30, 2003 at 9:14 am

    #467761

    quote:

    Although I chose the "correct" answer, the correct answer to the question should have been "You can't run Enterprise Edition of SQL Server 2000 on Standard Editon of Windows 2000". Because there is no such product, you cannot run any application with something that does not exist.

    Seems common sense made you choose the correct answer. Something that does not exsist in Incompetent Inc.

  • July 30, 2003 at 9:39 am

    #467777

    quote:

    Seems common sense made you choose the correct answer. Something that does not exsist in Incompetent Inc.

    Time for a friendly (or even hostile) takeover

    Cheers,

    Frank

    --
    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
    My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url]

  • July 30, 2003 at 9:42 am

    #467781

    Agreed, I was also mislead by the 'typo'.

    Malformed question, refund all lost points for this QOD! Somebody might sue 🙂

    quote:

    I would just like to point out that, although many incompetent people refer to the Wndows 2000 Server product in this manner, there is no such product as Microsoft Windows 2000 Standard Edition. I dare anyone to find a reference to this product at http://www.microsoft.com. Although I chose the "correct" answer, the correct answer to the question should have been "You can't run Enterprise Edition of SQL Server 2000 on Standard Editon of Windows 2000". Because there is no such product, you cannot run any application with something that does not exist.

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