• The single biggest cost is a function which references a view which references a function which unnecessarily uses a slow cursor to concatenate some columns. Or something similar. A half day's worth of work for someone who knows what they are doing, with full access to your data.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

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