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Decoding the SQL Server Index Structure


Decoding the SQL Server Index Structure

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Awesome. Love the latter half.
They will expect to see various diagrams an code such as this.

psychological research has shown that some people will only read the first few words of the paragraph so we can no afford to lapse into Latin


:-D

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funny article! :-)
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Amusing Cool



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Nice one Steve!

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Good one! :-P You had my heart rate going there for a minute...

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Does this mean that there is now only one data type in SQL Server? Thank God! I was never very good at choosing the right type, and all that CASTing and CONVERTing really cluttered up my code. This will really clean up my code, but could threaten my job security.:-P
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Well, you got me. I never saw it coming, and I am a big April Fools prankster. You suck!
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Paul Randal (4/1/2010)
Nice one Steve!


Just so you know, this was inspired by Mrs. Tripp's index writing. We were trying to copy her style.

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I'm not laughing
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Steve Jones - Editor (4/1/2010)
Paul Randal (4/1/2010)
Nice one Steve!


Just so you know, this was inspired by Mrs. Tripp's index writing. We were trying to copy her style.


You mean she writes nonsense too? I'll pass on the compliment Steve ;-)

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