Thank you. You are right, it is a matter of time and opportunity. Faster machines make brute force attacks easier, phone, email, ICQ and other faceless media allow for daring social engineering stunts and hackers with plenty of time and lots of online info will keep on trying to find loopholes. Hackers bring excitement to a DBA's life and actually, not long ago, the concept of databases that would require minimum assistance was gaining some momentum and it was the work of hackers and security analysts that stopped it.
Good article. However it is only a matter of time before someone will figure out how to crack the password schema of anything. Especially if the password storage is easy to get at so security on your server against being able to see the table with the passwords is you best defense. Then fixing situations where people who would have access that could get there are removed or set rules about leaving logged in machines unattended (causal browsing is the biggest threat). And of course location and ability for others to access the machine itself is another major factor. As a Novell treacher told me once.
The only safe machine does not exist in reality.