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The Vermillion Screen of Death (Raw Materials Comic Strip)


The Vermillion Screen of Death (Raw Materials Comic Strip)

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Sorry GSquared. You answered an OR question by saying "Yes". That even more funny that the cartoon. BigGrinLaughHeheSmooooth

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Charles Kincaid (3/11/2009)
Sorry GSquared. You answered an OR question by saying "Yes". That even more funny that the cartoon. BigGrinLaughHeheSmooooth


Boolean humor! Yep! (Too bad it's an old joke.)

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So, if you ask a question of someone with a personality of null, do you get back a blank stare? Or, what?


That depends in three valued logic you get an unkown.

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Unknown... that's how I feel sometimes when trying to figure out my wife.

SELECT Response FROM dbo.Husband
WHERE Question = 'Honey, do I look fat in this?"
AND Personality IS NOT NULL
AND HasTheGutsToAnswer = 'Y'

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skjoldtc (3/11/2009)
Unknown... that's how I feel sometimes when trying to figure out my wife.

SELECT Response FROM dbo.Husband
WHERE Question = 'Honey, do I look fat in this?"
AND Personality IS NOT NULL
AND HasTheGutsToAnswer = 'Y'

Crazy


Great take on that in an old GU comics (online comic).

"Do these pants make me look fat?"
"Nope. Genetics, diet and lack of exercise are all it takes for that."

(Or something to that effect.)

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Threading on thin ice null is also an empty string.

Whistling

Hehe

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SSorry I missspelllled vermilion. Rrealy.
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gonickl (3/11/2009)
SSorry I missspelllled vermilion. Rrealy.


According to Wikipedia either is correct.
"SSSay LaLaLady! Do you wwwant to bbbuy one of these BBBiblles or do you wwwant to sstand here and lllet me rrrread it you you?"

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GSquared (3/11/2009)
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So, if you ask a question of someone with a personality of null, do you get back a blank stare? Or, what?


Yes.

NICE


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skjoldtc (3/11/2009)
Unknown... that's how I feel sometimes when trying to figure out my wife.

SELECT Response FROM dbo.Husband
WHERE Question = 'Honey, do I look fat in this?"
AND Personality IS NOT NULL
AND HasTheGutsToAnswer = 'Y'

Crazy

LOL LOL


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