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Byte Me: Bugging Out


Byte Me: Bugging Out

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Gary Varga
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That's unusual as there often is a charge: maintenance contracts ;-)

Gaz

-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!
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Gary Varga (3/5/2014)
That's unusual as there often is a charge: maintenance contracts ;-)


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They're actually called features! :-D
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Seems to me these things used to get squashed "with the next release." Then the stomping happened about every six months. Now they are sprayed weekly where I work. This cartoon suggests we should just learn to live with them. Isn't that going back to where it all began?
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Definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new bugs in.

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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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CGSJohnson (3/5/2014)
They're actually called features! :-D


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Gary Varga (3/5/2014)
That's unusual as there often is a charge: maintenance contracts ;-)


Minor point - it says they don't charge EXTRA for them. w00t

I forwarded this one to my whole team... very funny. Thanks, Bob!


Here there be dragons...,

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Is there an RSS feed for this comic strip that I can tap into? Thanks!
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calhorg (3/5/2014)
Seems to me these things used to get squashed "with the next release." Then the stomping happened about every six months. Now they are sprayed weekly where I work. This cartoon suggests we should just learn to live with them. Isn't that going back to where it all began?


Misapplying of agile practices: New day. New silver bullet. New selection of old development issues to resurface.

Gaz

-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!
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KWymore (3/5/2014)
CGSJohnson (3/5/2014)
They're actually called features! :-D


+1

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