The only real "success" is for the 3rd party hack cashing the checks. Anyone trying to implement or maintain this system is, as "The Big Bang Theory" put it, "attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis".
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Prosecutor James Blackburn, in closing argument in the "Fatal Vision" murders trial: "If in the future, you should cry a tear, cry one for them [the murder victims]. If in the future, you should say a prayer, say one for them. And if in the future, you should light a candle, light one for them."