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Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!

My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

My advice:
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.


Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
My temporal SQL musings: Calendar Tables, an Easter SQL, Time Slots and Self-maintaining, Contiguous Effective Dates in Temporal Tables
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
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dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?

Cool
Lynn Pettis

For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
For Running Totals and its variations, click here or when working with partitioned tables
For more about Tally Tables, click here
For more about Cross Tabs and Pivots, click here and here
Managing Transaction Logs

SQL Musings from the Desert Fountain Valley SQL (My Mirror Blog)
dwain.c
dwain.c
SSCarpal Tunnel
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Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?


Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.


My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!

My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

My advice:
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.


Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
My temporal SQL musings: Calendar Tables, an Easter SQL, Time Slots and Self-maintaining, Contiguous Effective Dates in Temporal Tables
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
SSC-Insane
SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)

Group: General Forum Members
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dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?


Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.


The bipolar users.

Cool
Lynn Pettis

For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
For Running Totals and its variations, click here or when working with partitioned tables
For more about Tally Tables, click here
For more about Cross Tabs and Pivots, click here and here
Managing Transaction Logs

SQL Musings from the Desert Fountain Valley SQL (My Mirror Blog)
dwain.c
dwain.c
SSCarpal Tunnel
SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)

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Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?


Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.


The bipolar users.


I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me. Hehe:-P


My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!

My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

My advice:
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.


Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
My temporal SQL musings: Calendar Tables, an Easter SQL, Time Slots and Self-maintaining, Contiguous Effective Dates in Temporal Tables
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
SSC-Insane
SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)

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dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?


Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.


The bipolar users.


I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me. Hehe:-P


So you're not intrigued by what I may have posted over there?

Cool
Lynn Pettis

For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
For Running Totals and its variations, click here or when working with partitioned tables
For more about Tally Tables, click here
For more about Cross Tabs and Pivots, click here and here
Managing Transaction Logs

SQL Musings from the Desert Fountain Valley SQL (My Mirror Blog)
dwain.c
dwain.c
SSCarpal Tunnel
SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)SSCarpal Tunnel (4.2K reputation)

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Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?


Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.


The bipolar users.


I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me. Hehe:-P


So you're not intrigued by what I may have posted over there?


Thought this was the bi-polar thread! Shows how off my game I am.

Looking at it now and I see what you mean. I saw what you posted just didn't run it. Interesting result.


My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!

My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

My advice:
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.


Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
My temporal SQL musings: Calendar Tables, an Easter SQL, Time Slots and Self-maintaining, Contiguous Effective Dates in Temporal Tables
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
SSC-Insane
SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)SSC-Insane (24K reputation)

Group: General Forum Members
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dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.

It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master. :-P


Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?


Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.


The bipolar users.


I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me. Hehe:-P


So you're not intrigued by what I may have posted over there?


Thought this was the bi-polar thread! Shows how off my game I am.

Looking at it now and I see what you mean. I saw what you posted just didn't run it. Interesting result.


No, I think we just made this one bipolar. w00t

Cool
Lynn Pettis

For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
For Running Totals and its variations, click here or when working with partitioned tables
For more about Tally Tables, click here
For more about Cross Tabs and Pivots, click here and here
Managing Transaction Logs

SQL Musings from the Desert Fountain Valley SQL (My Mirror Blog)
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