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Generating Non-uniform Random Numbers with SQL


Generating Non-uniform Random Numbers with SQL

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My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

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INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
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Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
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A stunning contribution to the discussion Dwain. The SQL Server world just got a little better.

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A stunning contribution to the discussion Dwain. The SQL Server world just got a little better.


Thanks GPO, for the kudos and the inspiration! The article was fun to research and to write.


My mantra: No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!

My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?

My advice:
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.


Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Learn to understand recursive CTEs by example.
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
My temporal SQL musings: Calendar Tables, an Easter SQL, Time Slots and Self-maintaining, Contiguous Effective Dates in Temporal Tables
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Nice article but a few charts of what the distributions look like would have been nice.
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Excellent contribution Dwain; I added this to my toolbox!

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Dwain, awesome article! Fun to read. Thanks a lot for sharing it.
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Thank you for showing how to represent Mathematics with SQL. Reminded me of Fortran! Awesome article... I need to study and understand certain areas of this article. Good research topic. Sue
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Extremely useful! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Excellent post, both for the concise definitions and the code explanations.

For the Poisson distributions consider the use of a CLR. That my eliminate the side-effects issue.

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This is excellent Dwain!!! Definite addition to the toolbox.

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