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SanDroid
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Koen Verbeeck (4/1/2011)
No download link? :-P


That's the beauty of noSQL.
You don't have to download or install anything to use the features and services it provides.
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Brnbngls
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That's the second site today that's tricked me. Although I caught this one much quicker when I realized that the initials were KISS. Stupid holiday.

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Great one!
Steve Jones
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Glad you liked it. I'll edit it tomorrow to add "April Fools" at the top, but it's a good one for today.

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I actually was going to look at it until I saw the mal-formed URL, and then I read it and wondered how much did he have to pay for kiss.com.... Hello April Fools Day

I think I should stick to filling out the application for Google to be an auto-completer

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SanjayAttray
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Happy April 1.

Was a good read until two lines and then www..kiss.com. LOL.

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Joffrey V
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Next time I read the complete article lol :^)

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SanjayAttray (4/1/2011)
Happy April 1.

Was a good read until two lines and then www..kiss.com. LOL.


:-P:-D

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I'm such and idiot!
I completely fell for this.
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This product is completely compatible with MIcrosoft SQL Server 2008 at this time.


Must be April Fool's Day! Even Microsoft SQL Server 2008 is not 100% compatible with itself! :-P
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