"Changes the font to look like cat scratchings" is getting 1% of the answers as of the time I posted this comment. A small but bold cadre of users who are willing to sacrifice QOTD points for humor.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html