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When a co worker sent this to me I replied with
However it was found that when suitable security and data protection processes were included, the bird was squished by the chain mail.
Debate arose among the researchers when a splinter group opposed a plan to do a feasibility study using Kevlar-based chain mail—claiming CrocodileNet™® would have inherent security and data protection advantages.
CrocodileNet advocates pointed out that the Chicken-on-a-Stick/GPS interface used to guide the reptile worked flawlessly and minimized the 78% mortality rate in reception staff at the target site on data delivery. An additional faction claims these losses could be reduced by 37.2% if the rushed to production Chicken-on-a-Stick/GPS interface were to include the Croco-Snooze add on (consisting of a tranquilizer syringe that would be triggered when the GPS detected arrival at target site and/or in the reception area thereof), which had originally been part of the base specification but was dropped late during the rollout due to budgetary constraints.