Just in today's news:
$9.75 million settlement related to a massive data theft that occurred at the parent company of T.J. Maxx and Marshall's more than two years ago. Under the settlement with a multistate group of 41 attorneys general, TJX also must certify that its computer system meets detailed data-security requirements specified by the states and must encourage the development of new technologies to address weaknesses in the U.S. payment card system.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-wed-tjx-data-breach-0624-jun24,0,1332734.story
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