Sometimes I think our British friends need to lighten up.
You know, one of the best ways to do that in London is to call +44 20 7334 3922. There is an excellent SQL Server DBA there called "Mr. Wolf". Call and ask for him.
OK. That's the number of the London Zoo.
While you're at it, his assistant is Anna Conda.
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“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.”