Ladies and Gentlemen,

Please do not be so serious. This article is entertaining - that's it. If a junior (or "SENIOR") DBA should take it seriously, the worst thing that could happen is that a production server gets burned to the ground. Not a big deal. Not as big as the Great Flood - for sure.

There is one way of teaching: you show your students the "worst practice" and "prohibited areas", how to go aroubd there, then you teach them not to be kiddish and irresponsible. After all, we are free people, right? (AKA, "guns do not shoot by themselves"...)

Michael