Agreed - am I the only person who prefers to speak rather than send a text message, but when I do the message is spelled correctly and in full. None of this "txt U" speak my teenagers use.

Working for government there are many acronyms, particularly in the MOD. The best ever was a meeting with a particularly pompous, awfully posh accented officer who continually used the word JIPOD to describe things within the system.

Eventually this turned out to be a "Jolly Important Piece Of Data" 😀