Well, well, well...

Sergiy's world is certainly Sergiy-centeric - he has inherited no malformed, non-normalized, mission-critical databases with thousands of users and no badly designed legacy apps running as the UIs to the DBs.

Sergiy, by your own admission, you are a developer. So, develop. And leave the database administration to the DBAs.

And, yes, Sergiy, you ARE the best developer and DBA to have EVER walked this planet (Earth). You said so, yourself.