The synthax error seemed to me to be an archaic form of SQL error, perhaps dating from the Middle Ages. I imagine a difference in the SQL keywords, too:
SELECTETH *
FROMME TableTheFirst
ORDERETH BY ColumnTheFirst
🙂
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html