Grasshopper's post was spot on. That was a clever way to do this, and is going to save me a lot of time. Thank you. I just saved the xl part as a macro (and I use | as my delimiter). Well done. And I rated the article poorly b/c this was hardly a secret, and is very similar to how I was doing it before, and I'm just a novice with SQL.
Again, thank you Grasshopper.