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One more thing. When I installed the FUNCTION fn_Split I got the following:

DBCC execution completed. If DBCC printed error messages, contact your system administrator.

Configuration option 'allow updates' changed from 0 to 1. Run the RECONFIGURE statement to install.

DBCC execution completed. If DBCC printed error messages, contact your system administrator.

Configuration option 'allow updates' changed from 1 to 0. Run the RECONFIGURE statement to install.

Caution: Changing any part of an object name could break scripts and stored procedures.

Is this correct?