First, due to the dynamic nature of the final code (i.e. the sort column can change), it still must be dynamic.  Second, yes, it could be rewritten but it will take effort to accomplish and not something I could work on until I am off work.  Even then, do I want to expend the effort for free?  Maybe, but it is the last weekend before Christmas and I have a little shopping to complete and that will take priority as will going to the movies this weekend (Payday and Bonus!).