Cortana is more annoying than MS Office's Clippy. All day yesterday my Windows phone Cortana was showing me the 80th anniversary of some fantasy book when I was trying to research Zen and paravirtualization.  I DON"T CARE. QUIT WASTING MY TIME.  :crazy:

Then when at work I'm trying to bring up a CLI utility through the search feature in Windows 10 and Cortana pulls up Edge with consumer ads. S**G OFF CORTANA,  GET OUT OF MY WAY! :alien:

I'm not going to mention the crazy replacements that AutoCorrect brings up. :crying: