Without wanting to pick on any nation in particular;-)

SELECT TeamName + ': '+ CAST(Score AS VARCHAR(2))

FROM (VALUES ('England'), ('All Blacks')) team (TeamName)

CROSS APPLY (

SELECT 4 * LEN(REPLACE(REPLACE(TeamName,SUBSTRING(TeamName,1,1),''),' ','')) +

(LEN(TeamName) % 4) * (LEN(TeamName) % 2)

) result(Score)

ORDER BY TeamName