And since it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm waiting for some UPDATEs to finish - it was a pleasure meeting you in Albuquerque at SQL Saturday. I was even presenting on this very topic! (And as I think we discussed, I'm still looking for a good name, though I've submitted recently with "SQL Watchdog". Seems corny, but hopefully catchy enough.

I'd love suggestions for a better name.