I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

Sorry, had to be said.

Seriously though, my netbook just died, so I have been looking for a tablet as a replacement. If Santa saw his way clear to bring me a 256 GB Surface 2 Pro, with Power Cover and SQL 2012 Express and all the updates already installed, I would be a very happy nerd. Even without the software, I would be a pretty happy nerd with just the tablet and dock.