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  • August 29, 2013 at 1:11 am

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    Grant Fritchey (8/28/2013)

    Koen Verbeeck (8/28/2013)

    JLMayes (8/28/2013)

    TravisDBA (8/28/2013)

    Agreed, but let's make sure ALL the facts are uncovered first before calling anyone out. Otherwise, it just turns the whole situation into a witch hunt.:-D

    You know who else were women?

    Witches.

    Off-topic: technically, men could also be witches. In Salem at least one men was convicted as a witch and put to death by putting a very big heavy stone on him (the correct term escapes my mind for the moment).

    Giles Cory. He was pressed to death. They used a door and a series of stones....

    I had a flatmate like that once.

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