Example:

DECLARE @meateater char(1)

-- Change if you like to eat dead things

SET @meateater = 'N'

IF @meateater = 'N'

SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',6,9,'all_the_poor')

ELSE

SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',1,4,'Eat_all_the')

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