Alvin Ramard (4/17/2009)
Nicholas Cain (4/17/2009)
Here's my personal favourite to spring:It's 3pm on a Friday, your production OLTP environment is down, every hour down costs the company one million dollars. People are phoning constantly, folks are rushing the hallways, running into your work area and freaking out wanting to know what you are doing, and why it's not fixed yet.
What do you do?
That separates the men from the boys (or women from the girls)
Lock the door, take the phone off the hook, and GET TO WORK!!!!
Lock the door, take the phone off the hook...
from another side of the room!
Go to the nearest pub and enjoy pint or two thinking that they cost your employer a million dollar.
Why that?
At least you will be able to tell you grandchildren that you have drunk a million-dollar beer :hehe: