You now present a specific list of desired outputs. There are a bunch of scripts online that can do parts of what you want, but I doubt very much you will find one to cover everything. Also, you still need to know how to interpret and what you want to do with the information you get. Various third party products likely can fill the bill partially or completely. Or you can hire someone to build scripts for exactly what you want. Or get one of the books on DMVs (I think there may be a free ebook on that, maybe 2) and learn about them so you can roll your own.