Steve, when you're appointed benevolent dictator or energy czar, the first thing that I’d ask you to do ban those lame flash-based facebook games. Even when my wife isn’t playing actively one of those games and barely anything is changing on the screen; both cores on her laptop are running at 100%. If you consider the number of people playing those games, the amount of energy wasted must be enormous.

As punishment for this crime against humanity, I propose that the developers be sentenced to work in a large office building, be required to wear a suit and tie every day and be forced to write all of their code in COBOL.